About Me

Snappy comebacks; Moose Drool beer; fly fishing; Trout Boys; silence; birthdays; a sarcastic dry wit; Justified; being open minded; The Wire; the internet; spell check; calculators; laughing so hard you cry; a hot shower with a cold beer; great weather; Ice tea with lots of lemon; self-awareness; naps; the smell of fresh laundry; opening presents Christmas day not Christmas eve; undying loyalty; people who let you merge on the freeway; antidotes; making up words like “hopetimistic” and "hillarical"; brutal honesty without brutality; expiration dates on food; perspective; people who do rather then say; books by Michael Lewis; when hope triumphs over experience; lemon zest; righteousness without self-righteousness; black coffee; the man in the arena; all cheese.


People who litter; ignorance; diet coke; spiders; sense of entitlement; onions; being in the security line behind the person who never travels; men with long hair; snakes; people who interrupt; snarled lines; lack of curiosity; using the hand to simulate a phone receiver; turbulence; slow talkers; people who invade your bubble; gutbuckets; phrases like “thinking outside of the box” and words like “synergy,” “robust” or “resonate”; excuses; Astroturf; people who never take their hands-free headset off; did I mention snakes?